Sunday, April 1, 2007

Ten Reasons not to Watch Breaking and Entering:

1. If you don’t love Jude Law.

2. If you have a short attention span and if slowness lulls you to sleep.

3. If you’re not willing to travel all the way to Ayala as it is only shown at Glorietta 4 (at least in Manila).

4. If your idea of humor is boxed in slapstick and eloquent words couldn’t possibly tickle your funny bones.

5. If you’re an escapist and would rather be entertained by CGI-populated visual spectacle instead of a hyper cross-section of reality.

6. If Anthony Minghella scares the wits out of you.

7. If you don’t have a friend who’s equally in love with Jude Law.

8. If you’re too busy with your life leaving you no opportunity to spend time with fictional life forms.

9. If you’re below 18 years old or if you don’t look like you’re above 18 years old.

10. If you can think of ten more reasons not to watch this movie.

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