How To Lose a “Guy” in 10 Seconds

* Late posting is intentional to guarantee limited readership.

I guess the title says it all. Here are seven sets of lines you can use.

You’re gonna tell me about your Jesus stuff.
I’ll laugh.
You’ll be hurt.
I’ll feel guilty.

It won’t work!

* * *

But you’re too pretty!
You wear more make-up than I do.

It won’t work!

* * *

Dude,
You’re beyond weird.
You’re creepy.

It won’t work.

* * *

You’re not even nice.
And I know what you want in general.
You won’t get that thing in general from me.

I promise you,
It won’t work.

* * *

You’re cute.
But I’m not gay!

It won’t work.

* * *

Go back to school, man!
You don’t even know how to spell.

It won’t work!

* * *

You’re a wimp.

It won’t work.